Posted on 22nd May at 2:21 AM, with 1 note
I was sitting next to this guy and he asked siri for the answers on the test
Posted on 22nd May at 2:20 AM, with 62,245 notes
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
Posted on 21st May at 11:38 PM, with 9,614 notes
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
Posted on 21st May at 11:37 PM, with 566 notes
i like this picture a lot for some reason
THIS SHIT TASTES LIKE COTTON CANDY THO
Posted on 21st May at 11:30 PM, with 155,805 notes
Hahaha i go through this like 50 times a day oops
